Mall

I was forced to go to the mall today and it was exactly what I expected. Here are a few things I learned today:
1. No matter what technology exists or how popular internet shopping gets, high school kids love the mall.
2. If you buy something from a kiosk, you are a complete sucker. No one needs a pair of 24 inch turtle slippers, let alone a pair of three toed sloth ones.
3. No matter how good your makeover from the Clinique or MAC counter is, if you are 5'1" and 190 pounds you will not transform into Jennifer Aniston.
4. The number of bags a woman carries is often directly proportional to the thickness of makeup applied.
5. News Flash! 50% off means that prices were raised 60% on Wednesday night.
6. The frugality of purchases is inversely proportional to the degree to which the purchaser's hair is coiffed. (contributed by My Brother)